Without a number, you are a zero!

Yes, America is very bureaucratic. Going to the Social Security Office can be quite the stressfull act full of boredom. I know that sounds like jumbo shrimp but it fits. You just have to go there even if time seems to slow down at these places to a point where every ticking second punches you in the ballsack "Cockpuncher"-style (I know you Steven Seagal fans are out there). "But why do you, oh master of the universe and all that has boobies, have to go there?" you might ask me. Let me tell you that without a social security number you are nothing in the USA. You need it all the time. Want to take the drivers licence test? Social security number needed. Want to sign a cell phone plan? Not without a social security number unless you want to pay a 400 Dollar deposit. Getting a job? Only with a social security number. So you get the point. But for the slow at heart here is a everyday example of a person having a social security number and the other not:

• Lisa = SSN
• Bart = No SSN
• Homer = Fat guy