Third Rock from Sun in NYC

Today I was walking around the city, running some errands. And in a city occupied by millions, every once in a while you will spot a celebrity. And one such famous person crossed my path today. It was Kristen Johnston. Probably most of you will probably say: Kristen who?! Well, here is a pic of her:



As you can see, she was in 3rd Rock From The Sun (great sitcom by the way) and one of the Austin Powers movies. Of course she has done some other stuff too as well as theater. Where did I see her? At a Staples (office supply store) on Broadway. I was shocked when I saw her though. To me she looked like this:


Okay, I am exaggerating. But she really did look horrible. She is a tall woman and anyone who has seen her onscreen knows she is a bit more heavy-set which is Ok because it fits her. Well, when I saw her she looked too thin, her skincolor unhealthily pale and old, eyes glossy, somewhat jumpy and nose slighty redish around the nostrils which could imply this:


In her defense, I have to say that she burst an ulcer in December 2006. But still, that was a long time ago and she should have recovered from that by now. Looks like the actress isn't hooked on 3rd Rock From The Sun but on 3rd Crackrock Before Noon. Hope I am wrong.