Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Get your tissues ready: Porn on planes! Oh my!



I watched NBC Nighlty News tonight. And was dumbfounded by what they reported on. Or basically what they made up to report on:

http://www.nbc5i.com/travelgetaways/17435300/detail.html


Basically what that "newsstory" says is that internetporn is invading new internet capable planes and there have been complaints about it. Funny that in the "newssegment" on TV there was no interview with anyone that actually had seen that. But of course it must be true. I can just see it in front of me: Guys, whipping out their wieners left and right in front all the other passengers, while they are watching a midget, wearing a cowboy outfit, being shoved up a womans... well you get the idea.

NBC. Seriously?! I mean, come ooon! What a load of crap!


Porn has been around longer than the internet. And at every American airport you can buy hardcore uncensored porn mags like Hustler or any of the others that suit your taste. Never once in my lifetime of flying (and believe me, I have flown quite a lot) have I seen anyone whip out a pornmag. Not once. Why? Because it is freaking embarrassing! It is like having your pants pulled down in front of a large crowd while see you parents doing the nasty. It is just wrong and awkward!

But of course, porn mags being sold at an airport are no issue and nobody really cared about that, but all of a sudden that the internet has arrived in planes, everybody has lost their inhibitions and porn is acceptable in front of strangers. What nonsense...

5 comments:

geckoman said...

Couldn't have said it better!!!

chris said...

That surely fits the sterotype.
There a million things you could do on a plane that would offend children and other passengers even without the internet.
And maybe once in a long time there is someone who does some of this stuff - maybe on a plane - maybe on your sunday family walk through the park. Shit happens.

Anonymous said...

just had think of southpark episode 1206 - Overlogging. The filter they want to install could be like this

Anonymous said...

Die spinnen die Amerikaner!

Anonymous said...

Awesome picture! :D