Thursday, July 10, 2008

My mailman is a superhero!



It is true! Well at least I think he is. Why? Well, I walked past the United States Post Office on 8th Ave. Looking closely you can read the following statement, which is written across the front of the building, greeting everyone who comes in:


"Neither Snow Nor Rain Nor Heat Nor Gloom Of Night Stays These Couriers From The Swift Completion Of Their Appointed Rounds"

Seriously, that has got to make you feel like you are Superman when you walk into that building for work. Is it a train? Is it a train phonebooth? No! It's the mailmaaaaan!!! And no matter what obstacle, he shalleth overcometh it with his maildelivering superpowers! Just beware his powerful stamp-punch!

Hail to you buddy and I think I speak for you all of us when I say that The Postman starring Kevin Costner is horrible. You deserve better. Better than Kevin Costner anyhow. But then again, everybody deserves better than Kevin Costner.

13 comments:

Kerze said...

Oh, my mailman is an asshole. At least, the one in my new hometown.

Anonymous said...

Considering all the weird, odd and disgusting places existing that have a letterbox - postmen are heroes. Anyhoo, Costner's a no-no; Deliviery persons are way better represented (Doug Heffernan). Probably you just discovered the evil plan of the anti-postmen-appreciation-league (conspiracy theories rock).

Anonymous said...

I met my mailman today because "for some mysterious reason" the package was SUDDENLY open when he took it out of his van.

But when he let me check, stuffed Sylvester and Tazmanian devil were still happily inside. My little cousin will appreciate that...

He.BaMa said...

Why are you against Costner?
I love his work!

Anonymous said...

Is there any good film with Kevin Costner?

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